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WASHINGTON, DC – President Biden announced Thursday that he is signing an executive order forgiving up to $400 billion in student loan debt for Ukrainian college graduates long burdened under crippling financial […]
NORFOLK, ENGLAND – England’s Queen Elizabeth II celebrated her 96th Birthday, an event which also marks her 70th years on the throne, with a small bowl of Special K and a bowel […]
MENLO PARK, CA – In an effort to improve its social media experience and bolster its waning user base, Facebook will introduce a series of new features to compete against rival MySpace. […]
KYIV, UKRAINE – Ukraine president Volodymyr Zelenskyy announced Friday that he is considering changing his country’s name to Kuwait in hopes that a coalition of forces led by the United States and […]
KYIV, UKRAINE – Kyle Rittenhouse is under fire for reportedly shooting three Ukrainian freedom fighters while defending a Kyiv car dealership against Russian invaders. News of the shooting comes just days after […]
DENVER, CO – Submarine sandwich chain Quiznos announced Thursday that they are closing all Russian locations due to the ongoing conflict in Ukraine, as well as the rest of the roughly 490 […]
WASHINGTON, DC – President Biden is considering sending former first lady and senator Hillary Clinton to Moscow to meet with Russian President Vladimir Putin and encourage him to cease aggressions against Ukraine […]
WASHINGTON, DC – As the Russian offensive into Ukraine enters its third week, previously existing supply chain disruptions and a ban on Russian imports of borscht are causing the price of the […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Borscht prices have skyrocketed hours after Russia began a full-scale invasion of Ukraine. According to analysts, the price of the beet-based soup surged above $100 per barrel after President […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – Hours after the dissolution of the conservatorship held by her father, Britney Spears has reportedly invested her entire $59 million fortune in the cryptocurrency Dogecoin. Her father, Jamie […]
