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NPR: Medicare-for-All Least Popular Proposal in the History of the World
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a poll of NPR hosts, producers, and stakeholders, the Medicare for All program proposed by such democratic presidential candidates as [the Senator from Vermont] is the most unpopular proposal in the history of the world…. Read More ›
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CNN: Tonight’s Debate to be Total Shit Show
WESTERVILLE, OH – CNN has confirmed that tonight’s fourth democratic debate at Otterbein University will be a total shit show rife with technical difficulties, protest interruptions, failed zingers, and generalized chaos on stage. According to moderator Anderson Cooper, “what viewers… Read More ›
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2020 Democrats Announce Comedy Tour
LOS ANGELES, CA – The 2020 democratic presidential candidates have announced they will be launching their Fall 2019 comedy tour “Dems of Comedy” at the Laugh Factory on Friday, October 18th followed by a two-week roadshow with engagements in San… Read More ›
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Pence Has Whole Slate of Homophobic Policy Ready in Case Trump Impeached
WASHINGTON, DC – Vice President Mike Pence spent the weekend putting together a myriad of anti-gay proposals in the event that President Donald Trump is impeached. According to Pence, the first thing to go will be gay marriage, with the… Read More ›
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Ellen Invites God Hates Fags People to Carve Pumpkins
LOS ANGELES, CA – Ellen DeGeneres, comedian and host of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, got into the holiday spirit this week by carving pumpkins with several of the God Hates Fags people. “I love Halloween, and I always love getting… Read More ›
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Americans Fondly Recall Days When President was Homophobic Murderer
UNITED STATES – Nearly three years into Donald Trump’s presidency, nostalgic Americans are fondly recalling better times in which the president was a simply a homophobic war criminal. “Every time I turn on the news, it’s something new with this… Read More ›
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Klobuchar Delights Audience with Story of Killing Homeless Man While Shopping
DES MOINES, IA – Speaking at a campaign event on Sunday, Senator and democratic presidential candidate Amy Klobuchar recalled the time she accidentally ran over a homeless man. “Like millions of hardworking Americans do every day, I was doing a… Read More ›
