BETHESDA, MD – With just over a month until the first votes are cast in the 2020 democratic primaries, the John Delaney is as optimistic as ever, confident that his presidential campaign […]
John Delaney’s Renewed Optimism for 2020 Campaign
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Sanders Supporters Declare Victory Amid Positive Press Coverage
NEW YORK, NY – Amid news coverage that acknowledges Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders is a serious player in the 2020 democratic primary race, Sanders supporters from coast to coast are breathing a […]
Biden to Youth: Voting is Lame
DES MOINES, IA – At a Presidential Youth Forum held at Roosevelt High School in Des Moines, former Vice President Joe Biden addressed a crowd of approximately 600 high school seniors, college […]
Billionaire Determined to Destroy Sanders Candidacy by Sneaking in Donation
NEW YORK, NY – Billionaire industrialist, philanthropist, and bicyclist H. E. Pennypacker has vowed to destroy the presidential candidacy of Senator Bernie Sanders by sneaking in an $18 donation while the candidate […]
House Impeaches Trump for Throwing Paper Towels
WASHINGTON, DC – In a historic move, the US House of Representatives has impeached President Donald J. Trump with a 230-197 vote in favor of House Resolution 755 articles of impeachment for […]
December Debate to Feature Jell-O Wrestling
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a bid to inject a bit more excitement into the proceedings, Politico has announced that the December democratic debate to be held at Loyola Marymount University on […]
Actor in Anti-Medicare-for-All Commercial Loses Health Insurance
LOS ANGELES, CA – Jeremy Hopkins spends his time like many young, struggling actors trying to break out in America’s entertainment capital – attending acting classes, going from audition to audition, worrying […]
Pete Buttigieg Finishes Strong 2nd in Buttigieg Family Thanksgiving Straw Poll
SOUTH BEND, IN – Continuing a family tradition, the Buttigieg family participated in an informal democratic primary straw poll Thursday after completing Thanksgiving dinner. “We’re all fairly politically active in my family,” […]
Susan Sarandon Recovering After Attack by Neera Tanden
MANCHESTER, NH – Academy award-winning actress and political activist Susan Sarandon is recovering after a confrontation with Center for American Progress President Neera Tanden left her with bruises and a concussion. The […]
Bloomberg Buys White House
WASHINGTON, DC – Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg has reportedly purchased a new Washington, DC home, according to sources. The 55,000 square foot, 16 bedroom and 35 bathroom neoclassical mansion […]
