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NEW YORK, NY – According to sources within the Bloomberg campaign, former New York mayor and presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg has offered Pete Buttigieg $2.5 million to drop out of the race […]
NEW YORK, NY – As the race to determine who will be the 2020 democratic party nominee intensifies, former democrat, republican, independent and democrat again Mike Bloomberg has vowed to spend upwards […]
HAMPTON, NH – Staffers for the Joe Biden campaign are calling upon the former vice president not to call women voters names like ‘dog face’ on the campaign trail. “Listen, Joe, I […]
NEW YORK, NY – The Rodent Committee of New York (RCNY) issued a press release Saturday requesting that American humans stop comparing former South Bend mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to […]
MANCHESTER, NH – A confident Pete Buttigieg took the stage at St. Anselm College’s Thomas F. Sullivan Arena perched upon a white stallion on Friday to debate fellow democratic candidates before Tuesday’s […]
MANCHESTER, NH – Former South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg has offered his congratulations to Sam Mendes for winning Academy Awards in the categories of best picture and best director for his film […]
WASHINGTON, DC – The Democratic National Committee has appointed former South Bend, IN mayor and presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg to manage all subsequent 2020 democratic primaries and caucuses. “After the little mishap […]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Former vice president and 1984 democratic presidential candidate Walter Mondale is reportedly considering a bid for president in the 2020 election in an effort to stop Bernie Sanders from […]
WILMINGTON, DE – Viewers of a new campaign ad released by democratic candidate Joe Biden have reported feeling uneasy about the proximity of Biden to the camera. “I felt like I could […]
NEW YORK, NY – Bloomberg announced today that it has completed its acquisition of the Democratic National Committee (DNC) which now stands as a wholly owned standalone subsidiary of Bloomberg. The acquisition […]
