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WILMINGTON, DE – In a statement released to the press on Thursday, former vice president and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden has announced that his campaign has been endorsed by Putin puppet […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In the wake of the COVID-19 epidemic, experts have issued a statement imploring Americans to avoid St Patrick’s Day social gatherings on Tuesday and to get drunk and vomit […]
BOSTON, MA – In the weeks following her withdrawal from the democratic presidential primaries, Massachusetts senator Elizabeth Warren has been secretly working on discovering a vaccine for the Novel Coronavirus Disease, or […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Ahead of the March 15th democratic primary debate, the Democratic National Committee has changed the debate rules to allow campaign surrogates to fill in for the candidates. “We understand […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Following a primary season in which the 29 candidates competing for the democratic party nomination have been pared down to two viable candidates – former vice president Joe Biden […]
ST LOUIS, MO – While getting ready in his hotel room prior to a campaign event in St. Louis on Saturday, former vice president and democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden suddenly realized […]
WASHINGTON, DC – A day after former South Bend mayor Pete Buttigieg ended his presidential campaign, and in an effort to consolidate support around moderate democratic candidates ahead of Super Tuesday, Minnesota […]
COLUMBIA, SC – Presidential candidate and former Vice President Joe Biden offered his thanks Saturday evening to the voters in Georgia for helping him achieve the first democratic primary victory of his […]
EL PASO, TX – Bloomberg LP CEO Mike Bloomberg has acquired the El Paso Times from American mass-media holding company Gannet Co, and laid off its entire editorial staff after the daily […]
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