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WASHINGTON, DC – Admitting they haven’t seen or heard from the presidential candidate recently, democratic party insiders are questioning whether former Vice President Joe Biden is even alive still. “I’ve been seeing […]
PHILADELPHIA, PA – According to sources within the campaign, democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is actively considering most of the cast of the 2001 comedy film Pootie Tang to fill out his […]
CHICAGO, IL – In what officials are calling an example of extreme restraint and exemplary policing, Chicago Police Officer Gregory Smith is being praised for shooting unarmed black man Darrel Washington in […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Having secured the 1991 delegates necessary to clench the nomination, democratic candidate [candidate name] is the official presumptive nominee to compete against President Donald Trump in November’s presidential election. […]
NEW YORK, NY – Amy Cooper, the white woman at the center of a confrontation with birdwatcher Christian Cooper [no relation] in Central Park last Monday, is grateful that the murder of […]
LOS ANGELES, CA – Given America’s renewed interest in police brutality, the Paramount Network has announced a June 6th special release, Cops: Just the Beatings, featuring the most violent examples of abuse […]
BOSTON, MA – According to sources close to the senator, Elizabeth Warren is planning to travel to Minneapolis to make a statement in solidarity with protesters following the May 25th, 2020 killing […]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has released a public statement reminding protesters to maintain a safe social distance while firebombing police stations. “While I appreciate protestors voicing their concerns over […]
WASHINGTON, DC – President Donald Trump has signed an executive order effectively banning the posting and sharing of factual information on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook. “For far too […]
NEW YORK, NY – The campaign of presidential hopeful Joe Biden has hired Amy Cooper as Director of Black Outreach, sources confirm. “Given the recent comments from the former Vice President, it’s […]
