Queen Elizabeth II Celebrates 96th Birthday with Bowl of Special K and a BM

NORFOLK, ENGLAND – England’s Queen Elizabeth II celebrated her 96th Birthday, an event which also marks her 70th years on the throne, with a small bowl of Special K and a bowel movement. According to Buckingham Palace, the Queen traveled to her retreat in Norfolk where she treated herself to her favorite breakfast cereal, even splurging for a sprinkling of fresh blueberries. After her breakfast, Her Majesty retired to the washroom and spent approximately seven minutes on the throne producing a small but firm bowel movement. Following the royal defecation, the Queen was photographed between two fell ponies named Bybeck Nightingale and Bybeck Katie.

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