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Elon Musk unveils robot that can satisfy your wife

PALO ALTO, CA – Tesla CEO Elon Musk has unveiled plans for a robot that can sexually satisfy your wife. According to Musk, Tesla will branch out from building electric, self-driving cars to produce humanoid robots designed to “stimulate human female sex organs” and respond to moans and exclamations of pleasure from their owners. The robot, code named Dennis, will stand five feet eleven inches tall, weigh 165 pounds, and feature a 7.5 inch cyber penis. Members of the LGBTQ community have also expressed interest in the robot, and Tesla is rumored to be developing a version called Bruce tailored specifically for butt stuff. The robot will be capable of up to 14 hours of continuous use on a single charge of it’s built-in Lithium Ion batteries, but experts warn the robot may burst into flames if things get too hot.

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