BeetPress Satire

Month: April 2021

“Americans are so polarized that they can’t imagine a Hitler and a Michelle Obama being friends,” the former Dictator said

By personcalledryan on April 24, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

BERLIN, GERMANY – Former leader of the Third Reich and Führer of the Nazi Party Adolph Hitler said Sunday he was ‘shocked’ by people’s reaction to his public interactions with former first […]

Pelosi injured in Oakland-area street fight

By personcalledryan on April 15, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

OAKLAND, CA – House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, 81, was taken to an area hospital on Wednesday after sustaining injuries in a street fight, according to a spokesperson from the Alameda County Sheriff’s […]

Prince Philip just napping, report embarrassed Palace guards

By personcalledryan on April 9, 2021 • ( Leave a comment )

LONDON, ENGLAND – Buckingham Palace has retracted its report that the Duke of Edinburgh Prince Philip, 99, has died. “I’m embarrassed to say we make this mistake at least once per month, […]