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BrooklynDad_Defiant! will egg your ex’s house for $250

NEW YORK, NY – Sources close to the political activist report that BrooklynDad_Defiant!, as he is known on twitter under the handle @mmpadellan, will egg your ex’s house for as little as $250 plus transportation. “My job is to provide for my family,” explained the father of two, adding “and I’ll do whatever it takes to do so, whether that be spreading democratic party propaganda or egging your ex boyfriend’s house, I’m ready and able.” Brooklyn Dad further explained that he is perfectly willing to key your ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s car or tweet-smear a sexual assault survivor for the right price.

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