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Neera Tanden pregnant with Hillary Clinton’s lizard child

WASHINGTON, DC – President of the think tank Center for American Progress and Director of the Office of Management and Budget nominee Neera Tanden is pregnant with Hillary Clinton’s lizard child, sources report. “We can confirm that Hillary Clinton’s lizard child embryo, conceived in vitro from her own harvested egg and Chuck Schumer’s lizard sperm, has been implanted into Mrs. Tanden’s womb for gestation,” explained Dr. Michael Moxley, head of Obstetrics and Gynecology at Georgetown University School of Medicine. Tanden will spawn the lizard child in late August where it is widely expected to assume the role of Democratic National Committee Chair by summer 2022.

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