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Trump-aligned PAC discovers 81,281,888 cases of voter fraud

Massive Voter Fraud

WASHINGTON, DC – An audit conducted by the Donald Trump-aligned Save America PAC has discovered 81,281,888 instances of voter fraud committed during the 2020 presidential election.

“What we’ve uncovered through independent investigations in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Wisconsin, Arizona, and 46 other states and Washington, DC, is widespread and rampant voter fraud,” explained Trump campaign spokesperson Tim Murtaugh. “More interestingly, in every example of the over 80 million cases, the vote went to Joe Biden.”

Among the evidence of fraud listed were several million cases were ballot signatures didn’t exactly match those in a stored database, voters with names matching the names of a deceased individual, or ballots with ink extending past the edge of the printed bubble, and sometimes a combination of the three.

“If you read the instructions, they say ‘use a blue or black pen to mark the bubble to the left of your choice. Do not use pencil. Important! Fill in the bubble completely. Do not make other marks on your ballot,’ said Murtaugh. “If you look at these examples, the pen marks go outside of the bubble, which is considered an ‘other mark’ on the ballot, so yes, these are fraudulent ballots.”

Murtaugh went on to explain that they found several instances of illegal immigrants, children, and pets voting, as well as people voting multiple times, saying “this Robert Smith guy voted over 30,000 times. Here we have James Brown voting over 21,000 times. James Brown? Did the democrats really expect people to fall for this?”

Another example cited is the sheer number of votes given to Joe Biden, a figure that the PAC says far outpaces the natural population growth of the United States.

“Joe Biden supposedly got 15 million more votes than Hillary Clinton, but the US population only increased by 7 million over the same period of time. Where did those extra votes come from?” asked Murtaugh. “Look, in Pennsylvania alone, 6,962,607 total ballots were reported as being cast, while DoS/SURE system records indicated that only 6,760,230 total voters actually voted. The numbers just don’t make sense. Trump won, 74 million to nil. End of story.”

President Donald Trump doubled-down on his claim that he is the election winner, saying “clearly I’m the winner. I got more votes than any president in history. We’ve never seen voter fraud on this scale which is why I’m demanding that election officials invalidate and toss out the 81 million illegal ballots for sleepy Joe Biden.”

On January 6th, a joint session of Congress will convene to formally count the Electoral College votes. If they determine Joe Biden to be the winner, Trump has pledged that he will veto the results and sign an executive order declaring himself the winner of the 2020 US presidential election.

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