Month: October 2020

Biden rips up photo of Bernie Sanders during SNL appearance

By personcalledryan on October 7, 2020 • ( 9 Comments )

NEW YORK, NY – Former vice president and presidential candidate Joe Biden caused a stir Saturday night by ripping up a photograph of Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders on live television. The incident […]

BeetPress wishes this guy a fast and full recovery

By personcalledryan on October 2, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

WASHINGTON, DC – Upon learning of President Trump’s COVID-19 diagnosis, BeetPress would like to set partisanship aside and wish the man who cruelly mocked a physically disabled reporter on national television a […]

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Month: October 2020

Biden rips up photo of Bernie Sanders during SNL appearance

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