WASHINGTON, DC – As the November general election approaches, the Democratic Party has announced that they are adopting a pro-gun, anti-abortion platform in hopes of wooing republican voters. “When we lead with […]
DALLAS, TX – The all-female country rock band formerly known as The Chicks has announced that they are dropping the word Chicks from their name, citing the infantile, flippant, and sexist nature […]
CHAPPAQUA, NY – Three years after the release of her 2017 memoir What Happened, former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has penned a new memoir further outlining the reasons behind her 2016 presidential […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Admitting they haven’t seen or heard from the presidential candidate recently, democratic party insiders are questioning whether former Vice President Joe Biden is even alive still. “I’ve been seeing […]
PHILADELPHIA, PA – According to sources within the campaign, democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden is actively considering most of the cast of the 2001 comedy film Pootie Tang to fill out his […]
CHICAGO, IL – In what officials are calling an example of extreme restraint and exemplary policing, Chicago Police Officer Gregory Smith is being praised for shooting unarmed black man Darrel Washington in […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Having secured the 1991 delegates necessary to clench the nomination, democratic candidate [candidate name] is the official presumptive nominee to compete against President Donald Trump in November’s presidential election. […]
NEW YORK, NY – Amy Cooper, the white woman at the center of a confrontation with birdwatcher Christian Cooper [no relation] in Central Park last Monday, is grateful that the murder of […]
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