MCLEAN, VA – The immediate family Joe Biden took advantage of the candidate’s time away at the 2nd democratic debate to meet and discuss taking away the car keys of the 76-year […]
Biden Family Meets to Discuss Taking Away Joe’s Car Keys
Delaney: Sanders’ McRib Plan Will Reduce Quality
DETROIT, MI – Sparks flew at the Democratic Debate last night as John Delaney went on the attack against Senator Bernie Sanders’ Make-McRib-Available-Year-Round plan. According to his campaign website, Delaney’s plan for […]
Kamala Harris: Make McRib Available Year Round
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Just in time for the second series of democratic debates, California Senator and candidate Kamala Harris has unveiled her plan to make the McRib sandwich available throughout the […]
Socialism Unpopular, According to Trump-Funded Poll
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a recent poll, socialism is unpopular, with fewer than two respondents having a favorable opinion of the left-wing ideology. The results of the Official Socialism Approval Poll, […]
Gary Johnson Voter Still Blamed for Trump Popular Vote Loss
MADISON, WI – Denise Montgomery is a conservative voter, but still grapples daily with the fact that she threw her vote away in 2016 by voting for Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, thus […]
This Headline a Deceptive Smear Against Sanders
NEW YORK – You probably won’t read this article, and that’s fine. Our main goal is to subtly get in your mind through our headline that democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is […]
Biden Announces ‘Win a Kiss from Joe’ Contest
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Biden for President Campaign has announced a contest in which one lucky winner will have the opportunity to meet and kiss the presidential candidate after a campaign rally. […]
California Gay Bar Forced to Change Name to Maintenance Hole
BERKELEY, CA – Patrons of the iconic local gay bar, The Manhole, were surprised to discover that its name has been changed to Maintenance Hole after a ruling by the Berkeley City […]
