MCLEAN, VA – The immediate family Joe Biden took advantage of the candidate’s time away at the 2nd democratic debate to meet and discuss taking away the car keys of the 76-year old former vice president, sources close to the… Read More ›
Month: July 2019
Delaney: Sanders’ McRib Plan Will Reduce Quality
DETROIT, MI – Sparks flew at the Democratic Debate last night as John Delaney went on the attack against Senator Bernie Sanders’ Make-McRib-Available-Year-Round plan. According to his campaign website, Delaney’s plan for the McDonald’s sandwich essentially keeps the McRib available… Read More ›
Kamala Harris: Make McRib Available Year Round
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Just in time for the second series of democratic debates, California Senator and candidate Kamala Harris has unveiled her plan to make the McRib sandwich available throughout the year. According to the Harris campaign, yea-round access… Read More ›
Socialism Unpopular, According to Trump-Funded Poll
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a recent poll, socialism is unpopular, with fewer than two respondents having a favorable opinion of the left-wing ideology. The results of the Official Socialism Approval Poll, paid for by the Trump Make America Great… Read More ›
Gary Johnson Voter Still Blamed for Trump Popular Vote Loss
MADISON, WI – Denise Montgomery is a conservative voter, but still grapples daily with the fact that she threw her vote away in 2016 by voting for Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, thus helping to cost Donald Trump a popular vote… Read More ›
This Headline a Deceptive Smear Against Sanders
NEW YORK – You probably won’t read this article, and that’s fine. Our main goal is to subtly get in your mind through our headline that democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders is hypocritical, unelectable, unhinged, and loathed by everyone. Maybe… Read More ›
Biden Announces ‘Win a Kiss from Joe’ Contest
PHILADELPHIA, PA – The Biden for President Campaign has announced a contest in which one lucky winner will have the opportunity to meet and kiss the presidential candidate after a campaign rally. According to his campaign website, one lucky recipient… Read More ›
