ATLANTA – Former Vice President and democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden is continuing his meteoric rise through a crowded field of candidates, leaving him head and shoulders above the rest of the […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Progressives and Medicare-for-All supporters are cheering House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s recent endorsement of Medicare-for-All. “I came into the hearing with an open mind, and after hearing the testimony of […]
BURLINGTON, VT – Stating that he is no longer a kid, democratic presidential hopeful Senator Sanders now wants to be called Bernard. “Look, would you get legal advice from someone named Robby, […]
WASHINGTON, DC – South Bend, IN mayor Pete Buttigieg is now neck and neck with President Donald Trump in the latest CNN poll of likely republican voters. The surprising results reflect a […]
WASHINGTON, DC – The full 448-page partially redacted Report on the Investigation into Russian Interference in the 2016 Presidential Election, or Mueller Report, was released to Congress and the public today. OBSTRUCTION! […]
FLORENCE, ITALY – Saying that the disastrous fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris served as a wake up call, officials in Florence have identified over 25 structures that pose a […]
PARIS – Upon hearing the news that the iconic Notre-Dame de Paris cathedral is currently ablaze, the Eiffel Tower has admitted that it’s feeling pretty good right now. “Well, would you look […]
EL PASO – In a move that political pundits are calling controversial, Democratic Candidate Beto O’Rourke joined the notorious street gang, MS-13. During a press conference, Beto showed off his tattoos and […]
LOS ANGELES – According to those close to Ken Marino, known for his roles in the feature films Love for Rent, Wanderlust, and Wet Hot American Summer, as well as television shows […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Today, the Trump Administration unveiled a plan to release thousands of illegal immigrants in the United States inside Elizabeth Warren’s house. “If Pocahontas loves them so much, let her […]
