
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple has announced that it is developing a brand new app that comes loaded into every iPhone that will alert the user every time he or she [or any […]
CUPERTINO, CA – Apple has announced that it is developing a brand new app that comes loaded into every iPhone that will alert the user every time he or she [or any […]
PALO ALTO, CA – Upon hearing a call to action at a recent Bernie Sanders Rally, local web developer and Mr. Moneybags Chris Corrigan logged into ActBlue.com and donated $28 to Bernie […]
WASHINGTON, DC – A visibly exhausted Robert Mueller turned in his report to the Justice Department on Friday almost 30 minutes past the deadline. “Listen, I’ve had a lot going on in […]
HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s official: Disney is taking over the world! With the merger of Disney Studios and 21st Century Fox, there is sure to come more than a few changes to […]
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – At a campaign Rally in San Francisco on Sunday, presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders refined the details of his revolution to demand that fast food chain McDonalds make the […]
Millions of Twitter users were shocked to discover, upon waking up this morning, that popular satirist and critical thinker who goes by the handle @bourgeoisalien has been silenced. The page, run by […]
In a shocking turn of events, the Mueller report has not only vindicated President Donald Trump, but host of Info Wars, Alex Jones as being 100% right on everything. “I told you […]
WASHINGTON, DC – Former Vice President Joe Biden has yet to officially announce his candidacy for the 2020 presidential election, but many have speculated that he’s planning on launching his campaign in […]
ATLANTA – CNN, the 24 hour news network, had struggled with its ratings in the past, but a recent spokesman charting its future said there may not be enough tragedy to sustain […]
Disney, the makers of the Captain Marvel movie, have revealed the new Captain Marvel action figure. A spokesman for the company assured reporters that the figure is full poseable and will be […]