WASHINGTON, DC – Growing increasingly desperate that one of their preferred candidates has yet to emerge as a clear frontrunner in the 2020 Democratic Primaries, the Democratic Party has thrown former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg against the wall… Read More ›
SEATTLE – Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has launched a GoFundMe campaign to help raise money for his niece who is experiencing a string of bad luck, sources report. The GoFundMe campaign “Help Nella Get Back on Her Feet,” was launched… Read More ›
BOSTON, MA – Sources close to the democratic presidential candidate have confirmed that Senator Elizabeth Warren enjoyed a big, structural donut for breakfast Wednesday morning. “I try to eat healthy. I usually have an egg white omelette, coffee with milk,… Read More ›
DES MOINES, IA – At his Yangapalooza campaign event on Friday, democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang asked a supporter if he could provide him with Molly, according to sources. Molly, the street name for the club drug ecstasy or MDMA,… Read More ›
WASHINGTON, DC – According to a poll of NPR hosts, producers, and stakeholders, the Medicare for All program proposed by such democratic presidential candidates as [the Senator from Vermont] is the most unpopular proposal in the history of the world…. Read More ›
WESTERVILLE, OH – CNN has confirmed that tonight’s fourth democratic debate at Otterbein University will be a total shit show rife with technical difficulties, protest interruptions, failed zingers, and generalized chaos on stage. According to moderator Anderson Cooper, “what viewers… Read More ›
LOS ANGELES, CA – The 2020 democratic presidential candidates have announced they will be launching their Fall 2019 comedy tour “Dems of Comedy” at the Laugh Factory on Friday, October 18th followed by a two-week roadshow with engagements in San… Read More ›
